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BOO Bush

In Opinion on November 30, 2006 at 2:21 pm

Not only is the man several light years away from what a diplomat should be, he has also proven to most sane Americans that he is indeed on a “crusade” – to ruin their reputation abroad. I received the following interesting bit of information in an e-mail from my friend Yoda. This was taken from Time.com, published under “The Five Key Mistakes of Bush’s Middle East Policy”. I do not know the exact date of it:

1. Bush ignored the Palestinians.

Up until the week that Bill Clinton left office in January 2001,
Israeli and Palestinian negotiators were still trying to work out an
ambitious end-of-conflict agreement. True, Palestinian leader Yasser
Arafat had unleashed an intifadeh, and the Israelis were on the verge
of electing Ariel Sharon — an avowed enemy of the Oslo peace process —
as prime minister, but the two sides were still talking. When Bush
became president, he ended crucial American mediation, repudiated
Arafat and backed Sharon, who proceeded to expand Israeli settlements
in the occupied West Bank. With the conflict becoming bloodier than
ever, Arafat died, and Hamas, the fundamentalist party that adamantly
refuses to even recognize Israel, much less negotiate with it, ousted
the late Palestinian leader’s party from power. Besides angering Arab
opinion, the lack of an Arab-Israeli peace process that would also
address Israel’s occupation of the Syrian Golan Heights has encouraged
mischief-making by Damascus, which is suspected of aiding anti-U.S.
insurgents in Iraq and committing political assassinations in Lebanon.

2. Bush invaded Iraq.

After 9/11, Bush became convinced that Saddam Hussein was seeking
nuclear weapons and represented a mortal threat to the West. He also
came to believe that ousting Saddam would turn Iraq into a democracy
that would become the model for the rest of the Arab world. Saddam
turned out not to have nuclear weapons, and Iraq turned out to be more
prone to civil war than democracy. It runs the risk of becoming a
failed state from which terrorists run global operations, and/or
breaking into ethnic mini-states that inspire secessionist trouble
throughout the region.

3. Bush misjudged Iran.

Just after Bush became president, Iranians reelected moderate
President Mohammed Khatami, who had reached out to the U.S. and called
for a “dialogue of civilizations.” Bush not only refused to extend the
olive branch cautiously offered by the Clinton Administration, he
declared Iran part of an “axis of evil.” Khatami left office under
fire for the failure of his conciliatory approach, to be replaced by
hard-line President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who proceeded to promote
Iran’s nuclear ambitions and call for Israel to be wiped off the map.
Despite Bush’s tough talk against Iran, the Iraq war has dramatically
expanded Iran’s influence in the country. To make matters worse,
Iran’s Lebanese ally, Hizballah, withstood Israel’s month-long
onslaught last summer and is poised to topple the U.S.-backed Lebanese
government.

4. Bush hurt Israel.

If protecting Israel had been a key goal of the Administration’s
policies, it is hard to see how they have helped make the Jewish State
better off today. Having gotten rid of Arafat, they have instead to
face Hamas. And continuous rocket attacks from Gaza have highlighted
the limits of what Israel can achieve through its plans to
unilaterally redraw its borders. The confrontation in Lebanon over the
summer and the messy engagement in Gaza also highlight the limits on
the deterrent capacity of Israel’s military advantages. Spreading
instability in the region is not in Israel’s long-term interests; nor
is a nuclear Iran.

5. Bush alienated Muslims.

It was an honest misstep, but the problem began when Bush promised to
wage a “crusade” against al-Qaeda after September 11, effectively
equating his war on terrorism with an earlier Christian invasion of
the Middle East that remains etched in the collective memory of
Muslims. Since then, the Bush Administration’s involvement in or
perceived support of military campaigns against Iraqis, Palestinians
and Lebanese heightened Muslim anger at the U.S. and undermined the
political position of moderate, pro-American Arabs, including old U.S.
allies like Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak and King Abdullah of
Saudi Arabia — and, of course, King Abdullah II of Jordan, the host of
Bush’s Middle East visit this week.

I am much less than thrilled to receive Bush Jr. in Amman. Some argue that this step is an admission of some sort that his administration’s policies in Iraq and elsewhere in the Middle East have not been successful and that, as such, this trip should be celebrated. Well think again, “I say not unto thee, ‘Until seven times; but until seventy times seven.’ “

Since he’s in the vicinity, why doesn’t he pop up in Abu Ghraib and see how the torture dogs are doing?

What I dislike the most about this visit are the heightened security measures. Scaring people out of their wits by stationing police and helmet-wearing, machine-gun-bearing army people all over Amman is not a healthy sign. Maybe Jordanians and the American Embassy alike could learn something from James Bond and work undercover for once and not make all this uncalled-for fuss. It’s irritating and it certainly is not stylish anymore.

Honestly though, who would be bothered to check if the person in that 74′ Toyota at the traffic light is George W. Bush?

I had intended for this post to have more “weight” but because I am a good girl I will take my parents’ advice and not post anything too “out there”. I will keep the explosives for my research papers, where I know who my audience is.

P.S: The other day I was browsing bumper sticker designs and one read: “Clinton screwed an intern. Bush screwed us all.”

A Chick’s Ride

In Love on November 27, 2006 at 4:11 pm

I love her. I have been thinking of ways to repel my brother from driving her and this is what I have come up with so far, all in line with my intimate preferences, of course:

1- Get a Tololy.com bumper sticker.
2- Change the color of the beige interior textile to fuschia or red. A Zebra pattern would also be stunning. This bit here has a double function; it will make the car a unique ride and will protect the original textile.
3- Glue fake little diamonds all around the driver’s mirror. Those will be a challenge to remove if I ever intend to sell her to a non-female person.
4- Paint her red – this will happen eventually.
5- Get a matching cover for the steering wheel. I know this is “7afartali” and very un-hip but I don’t think I can resist.

I fancy non-standard objects. Très original. Oui.

Shaken Not Stirred

In Life on November 26, 2006 at 1:33 am

Growing up watching Bond continuously entertaining and pumping adrenaline levels up, it is no wonder that the latest Casino Royale has climbed up to the top of my ‘urgent lust’ list. Wonder no more on my tardiness; I am yet to see this Blonde Bond perform simply because the fates have conspired against me once again.

In simple English, watching the movie is as challenging as a stunt involving Russian spies on bikes balancing on a chopper. On Thursday, I literally roamed – somewhat aimlessly- Amman’s movie theatres hunting for Bond. It was not at all a pleasant surprise to find that the one theatre that was showing the movie was fully booked by the time my friend and I arrived. Less appealing was the discovery that the two other theatres we popped at were showing mostly Egyptian movies (no offence but my understanding of comedy is really different) and no Bond. I was heartbroken, utterly lost, and my morale was harmed beyond repair.

A cinema packed with 13 year old kids playing ultra-hip will not rain on my parade, I am determined. There is nothing more pressing now than watching Connery’s successor struggle to drive a manual gear Austin Martin.

Kravitz: American Woman

In Opinion on November 24, 2006 at 10:21 pm

In a book I have, I read:

The following “Rules for Female Teachers” were posted by the school board of one town in Massachusetts:

1. Do not get married.
2. Do not leave town at any time without permission of the school board.
3. Do not keep company with men.
4. Bet home between the hours of 8 P.M and 6 A.M.
5. Do not loiter downtown in ice cream stores.
6. Do not smoke.
7. Do not get into a carriage with any man except your father or brother.
8. Do not dress in bright colors.
9. Do not dye your hair.
10. Do not wear any dress more than two inches above the ankle.

Zinn, Howard. A People’s History of the United States: 1492 to present. New York: HarperPerennial, 1995

It seems there happen to be some similarities between these rules, dating back to the early 20th century, and some still active today. I make no guesses as to how proper these rules are, I follow some but break most myself, but what I find most interesting is that American women actually lived by these rules at some point in time. Fascinating!

The Masked Magician is My Friend

In Bits & pieces on November 21, 2006 at 1:12 pm

I promised my friend (shown in the video below) to acknowledge his magical skills and so I am publishing one of his “shows” found at Metacafe. There’s more of him there if you get hooked! Somehow I cannot stop wondering at the strangeness of this situation…Oh well.

Tear & Repair Revealed! – video powered by Metacafe

In a fit of playfulness

In Picturesque on November 17, 2006 at 9:42 pm

Character trash bin:

Sexy clock:

Red lantern:

Foot bears:

Velvet Adiga dancer sticker:

Salon: Teacher Superiority

In Salon on November 16, 2006 at 11:16 am

Do you think that students must never appear to be smarter than their teacher, even if they are? Convince us.

Chicken Skin

In Bits & pieces on November 14, 2006 at 1:53 pm

Tsuki-san, my cat, has been upsetting my mother lately since my brother brought him in at two days of age. She has a theory about what she calls “Thief Cats”; those are usually slim, long, and highly intelligent cats who steal food.

Sometimes when I take kittens in, there are no indications that they will develop into Thief Cats. They’re chubby, short-legged, and generally dumb. There really is no telling if your kitten will morph into a Thief Cat before it turns at least three months old, and I say this as a result of a long history with cats.

Naturally, if you get a pedigree kitten, you know what you’re investing in. I am talking about random street kittens turned domestic.

Tsuki-san is a picky eater. He hates certain types of cat food and even those he likes he does not eat that often. Recently, he developed a passion for stealing food from the kitchen, much to my mother’s displeasure. He likes to take food that is not given willingly to him and that makes him true to his physical endowments. His tail is excessively long, the longest tail I have ever seen, but he looks nothing like a regular Thief Cat. I reckon he’s a Thief Cat in disguise.

He stole some chicken skin from the sink this morning. My mother offered it to him earlier but he wouldn’t have it, until he stole it. I have raised a morally corrupt feline.

A word to the wise: Site Ground

In Bits & pieces on November 11, 2006 at 7:58 pm

Sitting for the TOEFL

In Life on November 11, 2006 at 12:03 pm

I had to sit for the TOEFL yesterday, from 4:00 to 8:00 PM. Several reasons prompted me to sit for the test at this stage, some of which academic and some even more selfish.

There were nine test takers at the test center, including myself. We all arrived early – a bit too early. As per the directions posted on the TOEFL site, one would have to check-in at 3:30. If I were to estimate it, I would say that nobody checked in after 3:20 PM. It was a true miracle.

I reckon I am writing this entry to let everyone know that the exam was considerably challenging. There were some changes and some modifications to the original test most people you know sat for. Now the test features a real speaking section where you have six tasks to complete, as well as a few novel question formats in the reading section.

Perhaps it was the duration of the test that added the most pressure to it. I do not enjoy being confined in one place for long periods of time and so I was fidgeting throughout the reading section. After that section was over, I resigned myself to the fact that I am not going anywhere so I might as well sit still.

Then there was the time indicator. That invention is hideous to people like me; it distracted me immensely and I kept looking at it and seeing how seconds are passing by. I had a hard time answering the reading section questions because I was too absorbed in watching the time and trying to beat the clock. I hid the time indicator afterwards and answered more efficiently.

Those were not the only challenges in the test. When I first arrived to the center I bumped into someone I had met a long, long time ago on campus. It was this big dentist guy who I did not like all too well and unfortunately he was sitting for the same test as I. I would like him even less by the end of the test.

The process of appointing computers to the test takers was smooth enough. One thought occupied my mind the whole time: “Please god, please, do not let me sit next to him. Please!” He was on PC 9 and had started the exam already and there were fourteen other PCs in the place. But no, I got PC 10.

That was the hardest part of the test, sitting next to someone who is loud even when he takes notes. I dreaded the approach of the speaking section for I knew it will turn into a festival! And it did – this person was speaking so loud that the people across the room were giving him strange, angry looks. They turned their seats and their heads to look for the person speaking so loud and they looked at the test administrators with hopeful eyes. The administrators could do nothing about it though.

If that was the case of the people across the room, you can doubtlessly imaging how my suffering mounted to sheer frustration when I could not focus enough to answer the questions before me. It was a nightmare in the most literal sense of the word, only it was too real. It got worse after the second speaking question because it seemed that this person did not do well in the first two and was growing more and more distressed. His voice got louder, the tone changed, he pushed the chair back and forth and bumped into the disk so strongly that everyone panicked, and he started shuffling his papers and moving the keyboard about. I had to practice the utmost self-restraint not to commit some evil act then. It was so hellish!

I would have preferred to sit for the test in better conditions. Do not mistake this for a complaint on the center, it is not. The American ESL Center and the people working at it were delightfully pleasant but those were the only elements pleasant through that experience. My advice to you is not to listen to people who tell you that TOEFL is “nothing” and to take any measures affordable to avoid sitting next to loud people you do not appreciate.

Reporting on the VI Italian Language Week: Days One and Two

In Italiano on November 6, 2006 at 11:56 pm

I thought it would be a good idea to share a little of what happened during the first two days of the Italian language Week, currently underway in the University of Jordan. Well, I was present for the activities organized and I have to say that the level of organization this year surpassed that of previous years.

The lecture of Signora Romero was somewhat challenging to follow but there was interaction from the audience and that is really the point of such an event – to get students to ask questions and to use the language with native speakers. I arrived a little late thanks to heavy traffic but it was great seeing my professors and knowing that a new Angolo d’Italiano was inaugurated just before I got to campus. Here are a couple of pictures from day one:
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I asked if they will be moving the loads of books they have in the Italian Studies hall to the Angolo d’Italiano and I was told that this is part of the “plan” for the corner. However, I have serious doubts they will be able to move all the books. It’s a great step nonetheless and it’s definitely good to know that the relationship between the Italian Embassy and the university is progressing at last! It seems the embassy people are paying more attention to the actual needs of language learners.

After I inspected the corner (which is located in the new Languages Centre right beside the American Corner), I heard this funny noise outside. It turned out a demonstration against the daily massacres in Palestine was just starting so I figured I could take some shots of the event and maybe even capture some video. More on that in upcoming entries though, stay focused on the Italian Language Week, citizens!

I also discovered that prof. Iasci is a regular reader of The Box and that was absolutely thrilling. She particularly liked the entry on Soug El Harameyyeh so I should be giving her directions to go there soon enough. I also suggested she start a blog on her life, as an Italian, in Amman. That should be very interesting to read and I sincerely hope she does it.

On day two, which was today, there was a workshop on the geography of food in Italy by prof. Graziella Galliano from the University of Genoa. This was much more enjoyable than the lecture on day one, more students interacted and asked questions or answered some. I myself had to interact thanks to prof. Lugli who said he saw me raise my hand to answer a question by an Italian priest, although I really did not raise my hand (I was happily silent). Evidently, I was framed.

There were some handouts distributed and such, and the funniest thing happened. Among the handouts there was this brochure on Il Salone Internazionale del Gusto, which I blogged about last week. I have the map of the salone now and for some reason I think this is pretty twisted. What are the odds, huh?

Not to distract you further with these trifles, here are some pictures of day two:

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Tomorrow at 10:00 AM a screening of an Italian movie titled “Ricette d’amore” (2002) by Sandra Nettlebeck willl take place at Al Kindi auditarium. Make an effort to come, ci vediamo!

Program of the VI Italian Language Week at the University of Jordan

In Italiano on November 4, 2006 at 9:25 pm

Anyone passionate about the Italian culture or interested in learning the language should drop by one of the events organized by the Italian Embassy in Amman for the occasion of the 6th Italian Language Week Worldwide. The theme of this year’s event is food so everyone is invited to watch movies, attend lectures by professors and cooks on Italian food, and savour fine Italian cooking by the end of the week. People who attend can also practice their Italian with a select crowd of native speakers and language learners.

I posted the program in my past entry after I received it from Prof. Iasci (grazie), and here it is in English if you are interested:

Sunday, November 5th
h. 11,00
Wadi Rum Auditorium, Language Centre, University of Jordan

Inauguration of the Italian Corner -Angolo d’Italia- in the Language Centre
Opening speech of Prof. Nayil Shar’a, director of the Language Centre
Opening speech of Prof. Ahmed Majdubeh, dean of the Faculty of Arts
Opening speech of S. E. Gianfranco Giorgolo, the Italian Ambassador in Amman
Opening speech of Prof. Abdelrahim A. Hunaiti, rector of the University of Jordan

h.12,00
Wadi Rum Auditorium, Language Centre, University of Jordan

Lecture by Signora Flavia Romero on “Arab Influence in the Italian Kitchen”

Monday, November 6th
h. 10,00
Al-Kindi Auditorium, Language Centre, University of Jordan

Lecture by Prof. Graziella Galliano on “The Geography of Nutrition in Italy”

h. 11,15
Al-Kindi Auditorium, Language Centre, University of Jordan

Workshop on nutrition by Prof. Graziella Galliano

Tuesday, November 7th
h. 10,00
Al-Kindi Auditorium, Language Centre, University of Jordan

Screening of “Ricetta d’amore”(2002) by Sandra Nettlebeck

Wednesday, November 8th
h. 10,00
Al-Kindi Auditorium , Language Centre, University of Jordan

Screening of “Miseria e nobiltà” (1954) by Mario Mattoli

Thursday, November 9th
h. 10,00
Wadi Rum Auditorium, Language Center, University of Jordan

Lecture by Italian chef and tutor Dario Tinari on “Tradition and Innovation in Holiday Cooking”
Buffet prepared by chef Dario Tinari and his apprentices

Ci vediamo! See you there!

La Settimana della Lingua Italiana: Italian Language Week

In Italiano on November 3, 2006 at 5:10 pm

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SIXTH EDITION OF ITALIAN LANGUAGE WEEK

Since 2001 the “Italian Language Week Worldwide” has been the showcase event in the Ministry of Foreign Affair’s programme of initiatives to promote the Italian language and every edition has been on a more ambitious scale than the last, with over 1000 events organised in approximately 80 countries in 2005. Each year is devoted to a specific theme chosen by a specially established Committee. The theme for 2006 is Food and festivals in Italian language and culture, and will feature special guests such as Italian actress Ornella Muti and chef Alfonso Iaccarino, who both appear on a promotional video of the “Week”. (Ministry of Foreign Affairs)

VI SETTIMANA DELLA LINGUA ITALIANA NEL MONDO

La “Settimana della Lingua Italiana nel Mondo” è dal 2001 l’evento di punta della strategia di promozione linguistica del Ministero degli Affari Esteri ed ha raggiunto nelle varie edizioni sempre maggiore ampiezza, raggiungendo nel 2005 il numero complessivo di oltre 1000 eventi in circa 80 paesi. La manifestazione illustra ogni anno un tema specifico scelto da un’apposita Commissione. Per il 2006 ha come tema conduttore Il cibo e le feste nella lingua e nella cultura italiana, e vede la partecipazione dell’attrice Ornella Muti e del cuoco Alfonso Iaccarino, che hanno interpretato un video promozionale sulla “Settimana”. (Ministero degli Affari Esteri)

Ecco il programma della settimana all’Università di Giordania (appena arrivato nel mio inbox da Prof. Iasci):

VI Settimana della Lingua Italiana
5-9 novembre 2006

Ambasciata d’Italia e University of Jordan, Amman

Domenica, 5 novembre
h. 11:00
Wadi Rum Auditorium, Language Center, University of Jordan

Inaugurazione delle attivita’ e dell’Angolo d’Italia presso il Language Center della University of Jordan

Discorso di apertura del Prof. Nayil Shar’a, Direttore del Language Center, University of Jordan
Discorso di apertura del Prof. Ahmed Majdubeh, Decano della Faculty of Arts, University of Jordan
Discorso di apertura di S. E. Gianfranco Giorgolo, Ambasciatore d’Italia ad Amman
Discorso di apertura del Prof. Abdelrahim A. Hunaiti, Magnifico Rettore della University of Jordan

h. 12,00
Wadi Rum Auditorium, Language Center, University of Jordan

Relazione della Signora Flavia Romero su “Influenze della cucina araba sulla cucina italiana”

Lunedi’, 6 novembre
h. 10,00
Al-Kindi Auditorium, Language Center, University of Jordan

Relazione della Professoressa Graziella Galliano dell’Universita’ degli Studi di Genova su “La geografia dell’alimentazione in Italia”

h. 11,15
Al-Kindi Auditorium, Language Center, University of Jordan

Laboratorio sull’alimentazione della Professoressa Graziella Galliano dell’Universita’ degli Studi di Genova

Martedi’, 7 novembre
h. 10,00
Al-Kindi Auditorium, Language Center, University of Jordan

Proiezione del film “Ricette d’amore” (2002) di Sandra Nettlebeck

Wednesday, 8 novembre
h. 10,00
Al-Kindi Auditorium , Language Center, University of Jordan

Proiezione del film “ Miseria e nobilta’ ” (1954) di Mario Mattoli

Giovedi’, 9 novembre
h. 10,00
Wadi Rum Auditorium, Language Center, University of Jordan

Relazione del cuoco e insegnante italiano Dario Tinari su “ Tradizione e innovazione nella cucina delle feste”
Buffet preparato dal cuoco Dario Tinari e dai suoi allievi