A Message to Hashem 1
Not that I am precisely a guru in telecommunications, but I heard that the satellite responsible for the slow internet connection I am suffering from is called Hashem 1. So in the true spirit of post-modern civility, I am writing Hashem 1 a small note:
Please, get well soon. I cannot work, I cannot send e-mails, I cannot talk to friends and foes, and I cannot finish downloading the new anime I want so bad – because you are ill. We the people beg you to get well soon.

<p>According to the guards outside "al madeeneh al tibbiyyeh" where Hashem 1 is located : "Gazdik <strong>SEEDI</strong> Hashem 1".</p>