I just got home from a solo tour in NYC. I spent the day walking basically, all the way from East 42nd St to 11th St in Greenwich Village, and back again (plus a lot of I’m-lost distances). I am sunstruck I think, and every bit of me hurts like a truck is drifting over it.
My mistakes were many, and I thought about them during the 20 minute train ride home. Here they are in no particular order:
1- Forgot to check the weather forecast. Today was “very hot and humid” — and I quote an AccuWeather scroll ad in Times Square. 91 degrees.
2- Wore black.
3- Wore new flats that sliced my feet. Then got ruined.
4- Had a synthetic leather bag. The leather got hot and burned my shoulder + left arm.
5- Preferred to wander aimlessly trying to prove I’m the Queen of Directions instead of asking someone where Washington Square Park was. I kept going round and round and round in circles around it for 20 minutes in the scorching sun.
6- Wore a T-shirt that read “I’m definitely up to something.” NEVER again! Strangers were asking me what I was up to. Not comfortable.
7- Had an I Heart NY bag. Total tourist.
8- Entered the Manhattan Mall to find a place to sit down and ended up buying rings and forgetting to sit down.
9- Did not video the Jamaican drummer and the exotic performer with him.
10- Went to Madame Tussaud’s New York Wax Museum alone.
That’s a wrap for now. Will tell you all the good things later. This day was the greatest day ever!
<span id="printableVersion" style="font-style: italic;">6- Wore a T-shirt that read “I’m definitely
up to something.” NEVER again! Strangers were asking me what I was up
to.<br /></span><span id="printableVersion"><br /><br />I’m sorry, but that’s hillarious.</span>
<span id="printableVersion"><i>This day was the greatest day ever!</i><br /><br />Seriuously!? I was getting set to be all sympathetic about your horrible day! I’m glad you had a good time, despite all that :)<br /></span>
I definitely agree with Vincent! My 3 year-old son has the same shirt, and everything thinks it’s adorable (and I know that it’s usually accurate as well). Who knew it came in adult sizes too?!<br /><br />Sorry to hear about the sunburn and the bad shoes! Poor you! How much longer will you be staying in NYC?<br />
Tololy I’m really enjoying all your posts from NYC :) <br /><br />Listen, you have to check out the "Design Life Now" exhibition at the Hewitt-Cooper Design Museum.. I think you’ll love it!<br />
Vincent & Liza; thanks for laughing at my misery :P<br /><br />