Wishing For a Transporter

Do you remember the transporter from Stark Trek? The teleportation machine that converts a body into energy and then beams it to its destination?

I was thinking today and I realized that the only way I will move from having red, peeled fingers to a happier place would be through the transporter.

I want to go from here:

To here:

Then I will go back to having this:

That’s my current wish in pictures. Yalla ashoof, new year fairy, make it come true. I know you won’t.