I was away this morning.
Act I
9:00 AM: Mother wants to get a present we hid in my bags’ closet, to wrap it.
9:05 AM: Mother notices how disorganized and cluttered the closet is. There’s even a cats poster inside, a teddy bear called Kareem, blue bear, Animal from The Muppet Show, an old typewriter, papers in Hebrew, and possibly rodents.
9:06 AM: Mother decides that this can’t be allowed. “Must.put.closet.in.order” — she thinks.
9:08 AM: Mother is having the best time of her life. All bags are out, the poster is out, the typewriter, the papers, no rodents.
9:09 AM: Mother thinks “Oh, but what is this bulk of hot pink paper with some objects inside it? mmm!“
9:10 AM: Mother peels the hot pink paper away to see what’s inside.
9:11 AM: Mother throws the stuff away and shouts “Lord have mercy! My little girl has gone astray! Oh My God!“
9:12 AM: Mother tries to think clearly amidst her shock. “Where did she get that from? Why does she have it? WTF, dude?”
Act II
2:00 PM: I return home, put the ice cream I got in the freezer and head to my room.
2:05 PM: I take off my jacket and empty my bag. I decide I want to put the bag back in the closet where it belongs.
2:07 PM: I notice something strange has happened while I was gone. Just when did my closet become so tidy?
2:08 PM: OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.
2:09 PM: Nooo! Say it isn’t so! No, please!
2:10 PM: Maybe I didn’t hide the stuff here. Maybe in my other closet.
2:11 PM: I start to frantically grab and grope every bag in the closet searching for the stuff.
2:12 PM: I see the bundle of hot pink paper under some bags. She must have found it.
2:13 PM: Oops!
I am eternally busted. It’s not fun.
Oh c’moooon Tololy, are you testing our curiosity or our patience?!! </p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">You gotta tell us the full details… ‘beroo7 fekry la b3eed b3dain’ :P</p>
OMG.. Why don’t you just tell us what the hot pink paper is. I was reading and reading, and I got to the end and you still DID NOT SAY! The mystery. AAAH!!!
So what was in the bag? Jeez!
Seriuolsy!!!! Jeez!<br />
youre killing me here, what was it?!! pretty please!
I can’t tell you what it was. I mean, seriously, if my own mother didn’t know about it, would I tell it to the whole world online? <br /><br />I just want to clarify that I did NOT intend for this post to be such a teaser. After receiving emails and getting chatted up to SAY what the stuff in the hot pink paper was, I realized that maybe I shouldn’t have blogged about this. But what happened was so weird (and I felt/feel so weird about it) that I had to express it somehow.<br /><br />I promise I will try to avoid teasing you and tickling your curiosity in the future. I promise. I do.<br /><br /><br /><br />
P.S: Just for the record, my sister noted that my mother could not have possibly said “dude,WTF?” According to my sister, it would have probably been “SHO HAAAD?!”
People, give it up, I’ve let go of all my dignity and BEGGED her, and she just ain’t gonna be forthcoming on this one. I’ve been trying and trying to guess and all I can think of is hot pink tissue paper perhaps hiding some hot pink lingerie??!? But that doesn’t make SENSE!!!!! Man, she’s just doing this to enhance her mysteriousness so we’ll forever want MORE MORE MORE!!!!<br /><br />I NEEEEEEEEEED TO KNOW!!! aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh……..<br /><br />*dropped dead from curiosity*<br />
Tololy.. what with that excuse!! there must be somethings that you tell others about them but not your own mother, c’mon we all do that! at least you can give us a hint.
I know… but I’m not telling :)
Wow, that was brutal.
Booooo!
Naughty! I love the "hot" in "hot pink" - kind of leads the reader to a whole array of what could possibly be in there.<br /><br />3adi, I was busted by my brother with some drawings and illustrations that weren’t particularly innocent! hahaha =D<br />
Could be:
1.Porn (either a magazine, novel or video/dvd) </p>
2. Adult Toy</p>
3. A picture of some sort "Yikes"</p>
Sorry Tololy I coudn’t help it.</p>
I hope the ramifications of being busted won’t be so bad :)<br /><br />You rock, and you’re always teasing your readers with those mysteries, but I just love the way you write!<br />
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