A Polish man in the UK was caught in a compromising situation with a vacuum cleaner:
A Polish worker has come up with an unusual excuse after being caught in the act with a vacuum cleaner.
The building contractor claimed he was cleaning his underpants with Henry Hoover when he was found naked and on his knees in a hospital’s staff canteen.
A stunned security guard stumbled onto the man in the middle of a compromising act with the cleaner, which has a large smiley face painted on its front and a hose protruding from its “nose”.
The security guard, suitably horrified, told the man to “clean himself and the hoover” before asking him to leave and informing his bosses.
When later questioned by his employers, the man said he was vacuuming his underpants, which was “a common practice in Poland”. He has since been fired.
The funniest bit? The ad for the Henry Hoover says it is a “powerful, reliable vacuum cleaner ready to go time and time again.” Time and time again indeed!
Vacuum cleaning will never be the same again.
“a common practice in Poland”. Bhoy that was DEMENTED! <br /><br />New lessons in BDSM! <br /><br />LMAOF<br /><br />After reading this post, vacuum cleaning will indeed never be the same again!.<br />
I think there are some good "polish" jokes that can be made out of this :D
hahahaha, that’s funny :D "<em>has a large smiley face painted on its front and a hose protruding from its “nose”"</em> well perhaps that what seduced him :D
Here is Henry Hoover:<br /><br /><img src="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2008/03/03/nhoover103.jpg" alt="" /><br /><br />How hot is THAT?<br />
<p>What happened to good old Polish sausages, ran out of meat? There was a run on Hoover vaccums after the news broke out but company assured the public they will get them to the stores and no need to panic.</p>
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A funny if not so sad story happened last year in N.York. An Arab teenager (boy) about to board a plane with his mom when he was apprehended by security ( you know an Arab is a terrorist until proved otherwise) and was asked about a box he is carrying ( the box contains a cadget -a pump to increase the little man) ,the boy flustered and shamed in front of his mom said he is carrying a (BUMB), now every Arab knows we don’t have the P in Arabic so we pronounce it B, hearing this 5 FBI bounced on the poor teen and he was charged with an offence (suttering threats) and was held, don’t know what happened with the case though.