Weird 'Unpregnant yet Craving' Parking Lot Lady

Even before my exam this evening, I had a strong craving for a vanilla frappuccino. It took a lot of self-restraint not to use the word in my answers. After the exam, I drove all the way across town to get my large, ice cold, rich frappuccino. While at the place, I noticed they had blueberry slush too. The choice was difficult, it was hot outside, I needed to celebrate my finishing that damned exam…so I figured, I’ll do both!

I was a sight in the parking lot. Now gulping French vanilla frappuccino, now blueberry slush, and with such enthusiasm that I got brain freeze for the first five minutes. I took it slow afterwards. Weird ‘Unpregnant yet Craving’ Parking Lot Lady is my new name.