RIP Rep

I have a reputation for being eloquent. Allow me to quote a bit of an exchange which took place yesterday between myself and a friend:

Friend: I’m a nice guy.
Tololy: That’s good. I like nice guys. I mean, mean guys are not nice, therefore, I don’t like them.
Friend: Well said.
Tololy: You get the idea.

From this day on, I shall limit all communication with other humans to the written form.